May 2013
559 posts
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
kouharens:
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
melesbian:
call you names
tell you weird and personal details about myself
say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
share funny photos from my tumblr dash
actually tell you when i’m upset
try to make conversation with you
just generally act really silly...
10 Things an Aquarius Hates:
lovesexzodiac:
People who dress in a boring way
Junk food
Talking about the past
Psychiatrists
Gossip
Those that aren’t practical
People who don’t pick up after their pets
A lack of loyalty
Being the third wheel to a couple
Getting their hands dirty
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
Hello Sweetie: simonmarshallcolfer:... →
simonmarshallcolfer:
help-the-fandoms-have-me:
WHOA
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,
the ONE thing that would…
optimismatitsworst:
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my...
hetorosexual:
i really fucking hate it when i like someone more than they like me because then i feel uncomfortable telling them how perfect they are and how much i like them because i know they’ll be a little put off by it
catfishcafe:
Put a number in my ask and I’ll tell you my favourite
Movie
TV Show
Song
Animal
Color
Word
OTP
Candy
Thing to Do
Quote
Magazine
Holiday
Accent
Number
Clothing Store
Season
Book
Actress
Actor
Food
Drink
Letter
Cereal
Fruit
Band
Sound
Smell
Country
Person from history
Artist
…and/or tell me a few of your favorite things
paradisekissmyass:
“You’re a lesbian because your dad abused/didn’t love you”
“You’re a lesbian because you scared of men”
“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”
“You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl”
“You’re __ because-“
Dear Yahoo!,
dankickedphilsstickz:
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T...
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
totallyswifted:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And just forget about strikes
losers
The 'yes or no' game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
Confession...
Dear One Of My Followers,
I think you’re beautiful.
You’re probably out of my league.
I would love to get to know you.
-Invisible
“My vagina is a room, if you cannot fill it emotionally, and physically… We...”
– Girl Code (via samantha-saurus)
Ask me some random ishhhh
“I don’t give a shit what the world thinks. I was born a bitch, I was born a...”
– Frida Kahlo, from an unsent letter to Diego Rivera (via cottonbutts)
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Let's Be Friends!
FOLLOW: @razgasm (twitter & vine)
KIK ME: @juleah.dee
INSTAGRAM: @juliadestiny
Don’t be shy ;)
Ready for the weekend...
First Pride weekend!!!! Ready to party and have a great time with friends. I don’t get out a lot so I’m so freakin’ esctatic that I can go this weekend. Time to get this cherry popped!!! BAHAHA!
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Insecurities
Get over it people!!! Whatever insecurities you may have with yourself have nothing to do with someone else. People DO NOT cheat because of their sexuality or their gender. Stop stereotyping because everyone is capable of anything. It’s the truth. Bisexuals do not have a “cheating gene” or mindset. They just love whomever they please. That is all. No big deal. They are...
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
SPECIFY IC OR OCC
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What are your three favorite blogs?
inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
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Real shit
If you didn’t cry when the last episode of The L Word went off, what the fuck kind of life are you living??
